Oh man, everyone is freaking out right now! 2020 has gotten exponentially worse! How can we even survive another day? The election is 1000% more important now. We have to win! Failure means losing everything!
What happened to all my preppers? We were preparing for this, running drills to feel ready for the apocalypse
…hold on, I’m getting new information. Apparently, all the preppers are holing up in their bunkers. Doors locked. For them, Armageddon has already begun.
I doubt it’s as bad as everyone’s saying. I haven’t seen a single zombie yet.
…hold on, more new info. Apparently the Notorious RBG has recently passed away.
Did nobody see this coming? Wasn’t she sick. With cancer. Again? Did no one consider that the next presidential election would decide the man [since both major party candidates are men, Donald Trump and Joe Biden] who would choose her successor? That wasn’t a consideration for anyone? Just me. Oh, okay.
RIP Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
A truly historical figure. A powerful person. A staunch fighter for the rights of women. A Supreme Court Justice.
Seriously, no joke. She was an important figure in history. Whether you agree with everything she did or stood for, she still made great strides. She still was a powerhouse of political clout.
Requiescat in pace, Justice Ginsburg.