Category Archives: Humor

Advice from the {Dystopian} Future

{Maybe you’re looking around right now and wondering if there’s any hope left. Maybe you think that any day now, the world will devolve into chaos and anarchy. I’m hear to tell you, you’re right.} If reading science fiction books … Continue reading

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Summer of Sun

This is the time of year when us white folk really shine. Summer sunlight pricks our delicate skin and leaves us radiant. Like a tomato on the vine or freshly bleached undershirt. The only thing worse than walking outside in … Continue reading

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How to Drive Like Magneto

Sometimes I think it’s good that I’m not Magneto. Don’t get me wrong, manipulating magnetic fields would be awesome; I’d just abuse it. For example, every time someone drives into a parking lot and exits to skip a red light, … Continue reading

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Turns Out, I’m Still Afraid of the Dark

Monday must be our day to lose power. We lost power last week Monday [or was it Tuesday? I can’t remember. Let’s say it was Monday, otherwise, this article doesn’t work as well] and again this morning. I guess, that’s … Continue reading

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Dr. Ken (Reportedly) Willing to “Take One for the Team”

As most of us know, patriot America’s true favorite comedy was cancelled last week. ABC decided to not renew¬†Last Man Standing, the long-running sitcom of conservative comic Tim Allen. The reason was obvious. Recently, the media mogul {who own, Disney, … Continue reading

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