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Don’t Blame Me

Me *While playing Red Dead Redemption 2*: A snowstorm in May? Unrealistic. Michigan: Hold my beer. I guess spring is just pulling an elaborate April Fool’s prank. It started and then decided to skip right back around to the end … Continue reading

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Please No. Election Coverage Has Already Begun.

Everyone: I hate paying taxes. Also everyone: Yay! Socialism! Me: Guys… I just wanted a break. A nice long three and a half years. That was too much to ask. Everyone’s all excited about the Democrat party releasing a few … Continue reading

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A Nice Thursday Holiday Upcoming

As most of us are aware, Thursday is Valentine’s Day. When we celebrate the massacre the saint love. Or maybe just chocolate and greeting cards. Not bad things. Unless you’re counting calories or allergic. But if chocolate is a bean … Continue reading

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New Year’s Resolution Update

So, we all [probably] made New Year’s Resolutions. How are they going for you? Anyone forget about them yet? I usually get to about February or March and just give up. Not always on purpose. Sometimes I just forget or … Continue reading

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If You’re Not Angry, You’re Not America-ing Right.

There’s a lot of opportunities these days to be angry, offended, or outraged and scandalized. It seems the only way to recognize an American is by how loud they’re yelling about something whether real or imaginary. It seems the only … Continue reading

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