Tag Archives: summer

Summer of Sun

This is the time of year when us white folk really shine. Summer sunlight pricks our delicate skin and leaves us radiant. Like a tomato on the vine or freshly bleached undershirt. The only thing worse than walking outside in … Continue reading

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If It’s Only Summer, Are We All In Summer School?

Right now, everyone is talking about the fact that the North Pole [or the South Pole…whichever one has penguins  {honestly, they’re bothrm the same. Cold}] warmer than the Midwest.  I think it’s great. Penguins finally get a summer break from school.  … Continue reading

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Heat Index = Yes

It’s still so hot Continue reading

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Winter is Nearly Over

I know winter’s over, yet I still have Christmas songs stuck in my head.  Maybe because I get Advent and Lent confused.  They’re both 40 days and at the end, you get presents (well, that’s half right).  If you go … Continue reading

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