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I’m Not Chill (No One’s Surprised)

Have you ever been in a situation where you needed to be chill, but you were super-hyped instead? No? Well then, welcome to my brain. Thankfully, I don’t spend every moment analyzing, re-analyzing, and over-analyzing every thing I say and … Continue reading

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The Movie Season is Upon Us (in Earnest)

I can’t believe movie season is almost here. I know what you’re thinking, “It’s still too cold”, “School’s not out yet”, and “Wait, what happened to summer?”. There are plenty of movies to look forward, but I doubt I’ll see … Continue reading

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Stream-of-Consciousness At Its Scariest

Sometimes I just sit and stare at a blank screen…well, a blank page in the window of my word processor.  Surprising as it might be for some of you to imagine, I don’t own a typewriter.  That would be cool, … Continue reading

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Hard to Move On

“It won’t be the same without you.” (Obviously.)  I never really know what to say to people when they leave the store.  Not customers, employees.  Whether they quit, transfer, or get termed.  Nothing ever feels quite right. When they say, … Continue reading

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Conversations You Might Hear Around Me

Do you think you could talk in just movie and TV quotes for a whole day?  Adding in the TV show quotes makes it easier (too easy?).  But I already do my fair share of quotes on a regular basis … Continue reading

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