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What to do after Easter?

The excitement is over. You ran around the house searching for the gifts that the bunny left behind (not those “gifts”). What’s left? Eat all of the candy. Yours, your brother’s (your kids’), all of it. Listen to your teeth … Continue reading

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Easter: The Candy Continues

It’s a good thing there are seven Sundays in Easter, because my mom gave me enough candy to last until Pentecost.  Which, totally, isn’t a problem.  …Except for my waistline. It’s super hard to follow my New Year’s resolution [to … Continue reading

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A Never Ending Basket

It’s been a week and still there’s candy left (Surprisingly).  Not much (unsurprisingly); but some.  Probably because I had my brothers’ Easter baskets to “share”. …Well, okay, I didn’t really “share” candy with them.  That’d have left me with a … Continue reading

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The Morning After

We all know the feeling.  Your head aches.  Your tongue sticks to the roof of your mouth.  You can’t swallow, but desperately want to.  Your skin feels as dry as paper.  Your stomach churns, but you fear to fill it.  … Continue reading

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