Don’t Blame Me

Me *While playing Red Dead Redemption 2*: A snowstorm in May? Unrealistic.

Michigan: Hold my beer.

I guess spring is just pulling an elaborate April Fool’s prank. It started and then decided to skip right back around to the end of autumn. Probably because I was getting exciting to have my sunroof open and the windows down. My bad, fam.

I think it’s time we faced the truth. Winter isn’t leaving. We’re basically living in Ned Stark’s nightmare. He warned us. We didn’t listen. Now, we’re stuck in this perpetual snow.

I mean, sure, today it’s nice and sunny, but what day is it? April 1st. April Fool’s Day, people. Don’t let Mother Nature con you. Michigan winter is here to stay. Might as well get used to it.

It’s okay to be disappointed. I’m sure like me, you were ready for sun, shades, and the sweet, sweet warmth of summer. Maybe even some spring color instead of the oranges, red, and browns of autumn, cinnamon spice, and spray tans.

Maybe next year.


About bkreuch

I like to read, I like to write, and I like to make people laugh.
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