Ten Best (Mediocre) Interview Tips

It’s that time of year, now that you’re out of school, to freshen up the old resume and dust off your email etiquette. Jobs fairs are right around the corner. Most of us want to put our best foot forward (does anyone want to look like a doofus?)

How I look at a job interview [also how I look near girls].

With that in mind, here are some things to remember.

  1. Wear pants
  2. See #1
  3. Tip well
  4. Smile
  5. Try not too look like you’re keeping your distance
  6. Fly casual
  7. Wear plenty of antiperspirant (generously applied everywhere)
  8. Weapons to maximum!
  9. Speak softly but carry a big stick
  10. Know your worth and ask for it

 

That rounds out our list, folks. Happy job hunting!

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About bkreuch

I like to read, I like to write, and I like to make people laugh.
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