Advice from the {Dystopian} Future

{Maybe you’re looking around right now and wondering if there’s any hope left. Maybe you think that any day now, the world will devolve into chaos and anarchy. I’m hear to tell you, you’re right.}

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It’s not that bad {yet} (wait, isn’t that just a generic city?).

If reading science fiction books and comics and watching sci-fi movies and television shows has taught me anything, it’s the humans can change the environment. The real question is, how can you take steps to implement what I’ve learned (and help avoid a dystopian future)?

  • Invent CO2 scrubbers. Every technologically advanced city or city-planet has them. How could Coruscant survive without them? How does New York City? We need someone to invest time into inventing them ASAP (or, plant more trees).
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Coruscant, the jewel of the galaxy (wait, isn’t the “jewel of the galaxy” Corellia?) {looks more like the Death Star}

  • Cull the weak. The more people, the more mouths to feed, the more Carbon Dioxide leaks into the air. Listen, as a survivor, you need to think about your survival first. Once you’re set, you can begin to help others. Unfortunately, you can only help so many, the rest…well, they’re on their own {and, people take up space that’s needed for trees and wildlife} (or, just be nicer to people and share; you might be surprised how willing they are to share with you, too).
  • Teach your beloved family pet to help you hunt wild game {Dogs may be man’s best friend, but they aren’t helping Mother Nature}. You’ll need someone you can count on and, as long as you keep Fido fed, your dog will be a much needed loyal companion to stave off loneliness and hunger as you scavenge the wastelands of Old ‘Merica {as an added bonus, you’ve got a buffet walking beside you (no one eats dog…anymore)}.
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(Look at the face) {The face of a killer}

  • Stockpile anything and everything useful {weapons, food, gas} (and live in an underground bunker?).
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Home sweet home in 2019

Okay, so that got a little off the rails there. Sorry. My inner conspiracy theorist took over. Here’s the thing: {the end it night} we’ve all got a part to play {some are meat and some are butchers [don’t listen to the inane ramblings]}. By taking responsibility now, we can ensure a better at least do a little better than many might fear.


About bkreuch

I like to read, I like to write, and I like to make people laugh.
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