Summer of Sun

This is the time of year when us white folk really shine. Summer sunlight pricks our delicate skin and leaves us radiant. Like a tomato on the vine or freshly bleached undershirt.

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Don’t stare directly at her skin

The only thing worse than walking outside in shorts for the first time is walking outside the day after.

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And you though your friends were mean

The truth is, as much as I enjoy summer, sunshine, and s’mores, I really can’t do anything without sunscreen (zinc oxide?).

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My protection of choice (or just don’t go outside)

Sitting in the coolness of air conditioning, I wonder why anyone would risk going outside and interacting with the harmful rays of our yellow sun.

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If only we were all so lucky

But, the rewards can be great [not super powers], the unfiltered access to nature in all its beauty (unless you have allergies).

Enjoy the sunlight responsibly, friends.


About bkreuch

I like to read, I like to write, and I like to make people laugh.
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2 Responses to Summer of Sun

  1. Virginia says:

    Sun = Vitamin D!!! (As a red head 10 minutes is my maximum dose before morphing into a red lobster – when not doused with 45 sun block, that is!) ☀️😊☀️

  2. bkreuch says:

    It’s definitely good for your skin…as long as you don’t get too much sun.

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