What to do after Easter?

The excitement is over. You ran around the house searching for the gifts that the bunny left behind (not those “gifts”). What’s left?

  1. Eat all of the candy. Yours, your brother’s (your kids’), all of it.
  2. Listen to your teeth rot.
  3. Watch your foot fall off.
  4. Have someone take you to the ER.
  5. Stop and buy more candy  (it’s on sale).
  6. Fill out forms at the ER.
  7. Listen to the doctor’s advice. 
  8. Ignore. 
  9. Lay in bed wondering if anyone has died from sugar overdose.
  10. Pray.

Repeat tomorrow. 

Good luck.

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About bkreuch

I like to read, I like to write, and I like to make people laugh.
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