The excitement is over. You ran around the house searching for the gifts that the bunny left behind (not those “gifts”). What’s left?
- Eat all of the candy. Yours, your brother’s (your kids’), all of it.
- Listen to your teeth rot.
- Watch your foot fall off.
- Have someone take you to the ER.
- Stop and buy more candy (it’s on sale).
- Fill out forms at the ER.
- Listen to the doctor’s advice.
- Lay in bed wondering if anyone has died from sugar overdose.