Ways to Prove the Earth Isn’t Flat

There’s been a lot of arguing speculation  lately that the world might in fact be flat. That’s ludicrous. Here’s why:

  1. No one’s fallen off (that we know of)
  2. I’ve yet to meet Rincewind [or hear rumor of his exploits]
  3. I think the International Space Station would have, by now, returned pictures of the elephants balanced on the turtle’s back.
  4. Has anyone stumbled across Luggage?
  5. I’ve yet to meet Moist von Lipwig {though we do use paper money…}
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Not an image from Hubble…unfortunately

Reasons it’s still plausible:

  1. Can anyone prove golems aren’t the standard by which our currency is based?
  2. The Hogfather is remarkably similar to Santa Claus
  3. A magical force could keep us contained upon the disc and, therefore, safe from falling off it

About bkreuch

I like to read, I like to write, and I like to make people laugh.
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