Prepping for the Big Day

Tomorrow is this fat kid’s favorite holiday (better than Christmas? {better than Easter? [Okay, it’s definitely Top 5}). Fat Tuesday. The one day a year when all I eat is pączki.

Because no body can eat just one pączek. There are too many flavors to limit yourself to a handful (which, honestly, is one well made pączek).

  • Blueberry
  • Prune
  • Cherry
  • Lemon
  • Apple
  • Strawberry
  • Raspberry
  • Custard
  • Boston Creme
  • Chocolate
  • Plain (no one eats them plain; those are just large, glazed donuts)
  • Cheese

Plus, you can get them sugar coated,powdered sugar coated, or glazed. That’s three per flavor. Pączki make the world go round.

Almost ready…not quite enough

It’s not that bad. Sure, I get all my calories for the week in one day, but it’s delicious.

After tomorrow, it’s no wonder I give up pączki for Lent [and most of the rest of the year].

Disclaimer: If you actually eat 33 pączki tomorrow and your foot falls off, it’s not my fault.


About bkreuch

I like to read, I like to write, and I like to make people laugh.
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