Go Outside? Exercise? Pokemon!

I guess there’s some new game out. I’m not interested. Well, I was until I learned that I’d need to go outside. Do you have any ideal what’s out there?

I don’t. 

I hate all outdoor activities. Tanning. Walking. Being outside. It’s awful. Who wants to go outside?

All my friends are inside. Batman. Sherlock Holmes. The Assassins.

They started in here, I can’t leave them. What if they get lonely? Or think I’m playing favorites?

No, it’s not because my phone can’t run the latest apps (it can’t) or because my data plan is 5KB (free WiFi is everywhere). I mean, exercise? What kind of sickness is this (Nintendo track and field)?

If I want to exercise, I’ll stand up and…well, I’m not sure what happens next, but I know that it isn’t sit back down. That’s what I usually do and, apparently, it doesn’t count.

I suppose it could be worse. I could be Pokemon-less.

Advertisements

About bkreuch

I like to read, I like to write, and I like to make people laugh.
This entry was posted in Humor, Nerdiness and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s