Dating Advice from Fictional [Female] Characters

If you’ve ever wondered how to bag your perfect mate, look no further than to your favorite characters for inspiration.

  1. Cersei Lannister: If he’s your brother, do him.  If he has power/you want him to owe you a favor, do him.  If he rejects you, arrange to have him killed/send to The Wall
  2. Nynaeve al’Meara: Tug your hair every time he does something you don’t like (e.g. disagree with you), give him moon eyes until he loves you
  3. Little Red Riding Hood: Visit your grandmother, she can totally hook you up with a great guy
  4. Katniss Everdeen: Volunteer as Tribute, take a ruse too far, eventually crumble to his neverending barrage of proposal schemes, die
  5. Bella Swan: Fantasize about vampires, meet a super pale guy, allow him to stalk you
  6. Hermione Granger: Read, grades before guys (also, saving the world galaxy helps)
  7. Leia Organa: Kiss your brother, decide you’d rather kiss a scruffy-looking nerfherder after meeting a Wookiee, watch your crush get encased in carbonite, rescue him
  8. Nyota Uhura (new Trek): Meet an unfeeling alien, argue with him about how unemotional he is (see also, Amy Farrah Fowler)
  9. Inara Serra: Work as a “companion”, argue with the captain, teach him how to sword fight, pretend to dislike him, kiss girls
  10. Topanga Lawrence: Meet in middle school, date throughout high school, get married in college, live happily ever after
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