Breakfast, Still the Most Important Meal of the Day?

Summer is nearly over, school begins soon …or already has (no one wants to be reminded).  Yet, it’s still nice out.  There are few worse times to attend classes.

Fortunately, the first day is syllabus day.

Unless, your teacher hates summer.  …I mean, prepared for the school year, er, wants to get you ready for college.

Studies show it takes the average student three weeks to acclimate the brain to remember how to learn (or bounce back from smartphone deprivation).  Of course, you can’t have three weeks of just going over the syllabus.  Even three weeks of review is a bit overzealous.  There is hope however.

Public school.

Breakfast is the best way to start your day.  You can’t think, act, or …well you can sit and text without expending much energy…okay, the point is, if you want to start your day on the right note

Eh, who cares?  You stopped reading after I mentioned back-to-school.

Besides, who has time for breakfast?  You roll out of bed five minutes before you absolutely have to leave otherwise you’ll walk into class ten minutes late, toss on whatever smells clean, and somehow get to school [hitchhike, parent, self (do not hitchhike)].  Unless you’re a girl.  Or have a crush.  Or care about your appearance.

The only reason to get up early is to finish the homework you didn’t do the night before.  And only if homework is part of the final grade and that’ll push you from a D+ to a C-.  (College prep done…*facepalm*)


About bkreuch

I like to read, I like to write, and I like to make people laugh.
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