Toy Store Vs. Pet Store

There are some things you can say in a toy store that you cannot say in a pet store.  Because they’re inappropriate (or awkward [that’s why they’re funny]).

  1. What’s your return policy?
  2. Can I exchange this one for a one in a bigger/smaller different size?
  3. My son/daughter child got two of these at the birthday party.  I need to return one.  (That’s the problem with giving everyone the same list.)
  4. Does this one come in a different color?
  5. If it breaks do I bring it back here for repairs?
  6. Do you offer layaway?
  7. This one seems used, do you have a new one?
  8. Do you have a price scanner?
  9. I’m looking for one for a girl/boy.
  10. Do you have a wrapping station?



About bkreuch

I like to read, I like to write, and I like to make people laugh.
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2 Responses to Toy Store Vs. Pet Store

  1. Okay, that’s just too funny, true but funny.

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