Enter Galactus

Sinkholes are real.  I kept hearing about them, but thought there we just media concoctions (like dinosaurs are birds [and many had feathers {why all of a sudden is this coming to light?}], the war on terror [if we want to win, we need more nightlights], and Godzilla [nope, he’s real]).

When one opens up on the road to your archery club, however, things get real.  You start to believe the hype (it’s no longer hype once it’s proven).  And, you begin to wonder how these things happen.

Galactus.

While I may not have seen the Silver Surfer [or any of the other characters who’ve been Galactus’ herald], I did watch the 2007 movie, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.  Apparently, when eating worlds, Galactus leaves behind giant sinkholes (probably from his planet-sucking straw).

So, that’s my guess.  The eater of worlds has come (not erosion, global warming, or water/winter  thaw?).

Who’s going to stop him?  I haven’t seen the Fantastic Four, the Avengers, the X-Men, the Guardians of the Galaxy, or even any super villains step up, yet.  That doesn’t mean they won’t; but, I wonder if time is running out.  How long does it take to eat a world?

Sidenote: why does he eat worlds and not stars?  Isn’t there more energy in stars? (How could he eat something so hot?  I’ve burnt my tongue on a Pop Tart [he could ear white dwarves].)

So, if Galactus is here, we need to prepare for the end.  Ready ourselves for the fight.  I think it’s nearly time to begin “Plan Z” [except, I’ll need to tweak it since this isn’t a zombie apocalypse…yet (how do you tweak it to deal with an intergalactic terror?)].

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About bkreuch

I like to read, I like to write, and I like to make people laugh.
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