The New LotR

Sometimes I wonder if kids these days read enough.  I think it’s the way books are marketed.  We need to be relevant in our advertising.  Else, we risk losing a valuable, impressionable market.  If you hook them early, they’re yours for life (taking a page from cigarette companies from decades ago).  Best part, LotR is easy to write, just like lol.  It’s totally relatable to today’s youth.

Here’s what I think the new description should be for Lord of the Rings:

There once was a Hobbit named Frodo
Who everyone thought was a dodo
From his uncle Bilbo he got a ring
Though he never sought any bling
Now he’s got the best swag in the Shire.

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About bkreuch

I like to read, I like to write, and I like to make people laugh.
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