Too Honest?

Most people will tell you, men only have one thing on their minds (video games).  And, usually that’s true.  I doubt there isn’t a guy out there who doesn’t want to line up all the women in the world and play video games with them (really? [I know what you’re thinking, get your mind out of the gutter]).

Truth be told, we’d probably rather be playing video games than doing a lot of things.  Work. Household chores. Sleeping. Eating. Talking.  Really, the only other thing that compares is watching sports.

However, it does make it more difficult to make friends (and date) if you never leave the house.  Now I’m missing the old arcade days.  Does anybody remember those anymore?  Do arcades even still exist?

I’m not saying lining up every woman in the world is a good idea.  I’m merely saying that there’s probably someone out there for everyone.  No matter the shape, size, or color.  Whether you want a woman who makes great sandwiches, keeps a house super neat and tidy, juggles geese, or can headshot across the map.  You just have to know where to look.  (Thus the basis of the appeal of lining up every woman in the world.)

Unfortunately, looking is the hard part.  I’d much rather play video games.


About bkreuch

I like to read, I like to write, and I like to make people laugh.
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