Kill Them With Kindness

Have you ever tried it?  How would you even go about doing it?

I mean, sure, my grandmother always gave me sweets whenever I visited, but not enough to kill me (plus, I’m not diabetic…yet).  Whose didn’t?

Would killing someone with kindness be like baking them a few dozen pies?  Or cooking them really rich [not expensive] meals every day/every meal?

I mean, seriously, how do you kill someone with kindness?

According to Dictionary.com, kindness is:

kind·ness

[kahynd-nis]  Show IPA

noun

1.the state or quality of being kind: kindness to animals.
2.kind act; favor: his many kindnesses to me.
3.kind behavior: I will never forget your kindness.

4.friendly feeling; liking.

Not exactly a blunt weapon of destruction.

You could always name your bat “kindness”.

(Sidenote: my autotags today are super weird…but I’m adding them all anyway.)

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About bkreuch

I like to read, I like to write, and I like to make people laugh.
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