Based on their creature namesakes, does Batman always beat Spider-Man? I mean, have you ever seen a bat trapped in a spiderweb (no, but I want to now).
Is there ever a good time to break-up with someone? Or should you just stick it out until they give up? Would that mean you’ve won the dating game?
Did you ever play king-of-the-hill on a balance beam at recess (back when you had recess…try to remember elementary school)? I bet no one would beat an actual gymnast. Good thing none went to my school (or at least none played king-of-the-hill. probably not a challenge).
I think if I ever met a celebrity, I’d just run away. I mean, what do you say to a celebrity (how about, “Hi.”? [yeah, like it’s that easy])?
During the lockout, I should’ve flown my Red Wings flag upside-down (also would have been appropriate for their first few games). Now, I’m wondering if it’s worth flying for half a season…
Never go to the grocery store when you’re hungry.
I wish I knew where to look for things in the grocery store. I usually just wander around until I find what I need. Shopping takes way too long. That’s probably why I hate it. It’s not because I’m a miser and hate spending money, I swear.
Trying to eat healthy is hard. And expensive.
Have you ever been asked in a job interview “If you could be a superhero, who would you be and why?” and when the interviewer miss-spelled it, you had not fight down the urge to correct it? [No? Yeah, me either.]
People always ask, “If you’re friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?” But, they never like it when you answer: “Depends on if I knew how deep the water was. Or how high above the water we were. I mean, it could be fun.”