Look, I’m not trying to disparage anyone who uses online dating services. They say 1 in 4 relationships begin online; it’s a sign of the changing world around us (like global warming?). I’m just saying, it won’t help my problem.
Now, you’re probably curious. Well, I’ll tell you.
I can talk to women just fine, online or off. So far, so good. (This weekend offers evidence to the contrary [I blame the cold weather] hmm…). The problem comes when it’s time to ask a girl out. I get all nervous. I don’t think online dating can help with that.
(The readers want to know what happened this weekend [Fine. While I was in Chicago for the wedding, I was about to take my seat. It was next to a nice looking lady. I asked her if I could sit there and if the seat was taken (is that all?). At the same time. It sort of came out like, “May this seat here taken?” Charming, right?].)
So, like I said, whether online or off, I still need to find confidence. Maybe some people get that when they’re behind a computer, but I just am the same cowardly lion either way.