Diet Change

So, I’ve been working out (once, a couple days ago) and I figured it might be a good idea to start eating more.  You know, in order to bulk up.  So I googled a few diet plans, but nothing really seemed like a good fit.

Then I read how Chris Helmsworth (Thor) gained muscles for his role as the God of Thunder (Thor).  I discovered he ate a lot of quinoa.  So there you have it, the new staple of my diet.

Why quinoa?  Well, apparently it’s a pasta (according to the article; according to Wikipedia, it’s a grain) with a high protein content.  Apparently it’s all about eating smart…I thought it was all about lifting as much weight as possible.  Huh. Learn something new every day.

I also discovered that chocolate milk is good for you.  So, it’s now become my beverage of choice.  I should be svelt and muscular in no time.

I just hope I don’t get sick of eating only quinoa (because who can get tired of chocolate milk?); that’d probably ruin my whole “eat quinoa as my magic muscle building” plan.

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About bkreuch

I like to read, I like to write, and I like to make people laugh.
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