May 5th. Some want it to be the second day of a two day Star Wars celebration. Revenge of the fifth (not quite as good as May 4th, but, meh, they’re Sith; what’re you going to do).
Of course, May 5th is also Cinco de Mayo (like you need reminding). So really, tomorrow is revenge of the fifth.
But, seriously, do the Sith need a whole day for themselves? They’d just waste it baking cookies and choking inferiors. Sure, that might sound fun…but don’t we all want to choke our superiors, not our inferiors? That’s just wasted effort.
Okay, so, we all have to live with our bosses; but that’s what May 5th is for, to forget your problems (or drown them) and wash your cares away (literally).
So what if you wake up with a headache tomorrow. Sith aren’t concerned about the consequences, they live in the moment. Except they don’t drink and fly starfighters, that’s just got bad idea written all over it.
So, pull out your red lightsabers, wrap a dark towel around your neck, and start breathing heavily. Revenge of the Fifth begins. Execute Order 66.