Why I Don’t Have a Bumper Sticker

I’ve never been one of those people who sticks their bumper full of stickers (not that there’s anything wrong with bumper stickers).  I just haven’t found one that really represents me.

Sure, you might say, why not the classic “WWJD?” or one of those fish?  But I’m just not that good of a person.  I don’t think I’d represent that bumper sticker very well.

What about “support our troops”?  Now, I am all about that message; but again, I don’t feel like anyone is against our troops (probably because I don’t get out much and shelter myself from negative vibes).  So that’s not really a unique perspective.

I could get one of those family stickers where you add a new sticker for each member of your family.  At the moment, however, I’d just have one guy standing there alone.

Though a “horn broken look for finger” is most appropriate during peak traffic times…or, you know, when someone else is driving like an idiot.

Really, the sticker I need would say something along the lines of:
“Horn broken, look for finger.
Don’t tailgate.
Have a nice day!”

I mean, is that too much to ask?  Just one bumper sticker to express myself completely?


About bkreuch

I like to read, I like to write, and I like to make people laugh.
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