I’ve never been one of those people who sticks their bumper full of stickers (not that there’s anything wrong with bumper stickers). I just haven’t found one that really represents me.
Sure, you might say, why not the classic “WWJD?” or one of those fish? But I’m just not that good of a person. I don’t think I’d represent that bumper sticker very well.
What about “support our troops”? Now, I am all about that message; but again, I don’t feel like anyone is against our troops (probably because I don’t get out much and shelter myself from negative vibes). So that’s not really a unique perspective.
I could get one of those family stickers where you add a new sticker for each member of your family. At the moment, however, I’d just have one guy standing there alone.
Though a “horn broken look for finger” is most appropriate during peak traffic times…or, you know, when someone else is driving like an idiot.
Really, the sticker I need would say something along the lines of:
“Horn broken, look for finger.
Have a nice day!”
I mean, is that too much to ask? Just one bumper sticker to express myself completely?